I watch prime-time TV,
except that this degraded wretch
does not try to please.
There is no humorous slop
to pass my time away
all I watch is advert crap
and pray to God for days away.
This waiting in this waiting-room
is not what I'd call fun
the plain white walls and wooden trim
would weary anyone.
I wait for what? You clearly ask,
for that is what I say you do;
I wait so that my friends can bask
in glory of the car I drew
and draw, like horses pull a covered wagon
except instead of cloth-draped pine
I've a metal coated engine
which doth sputter, cough and whine